"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
i hope common sense is the next cool trend
The truth is not always beautiful, nor beautiful words the truth.
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
i’m majoring in self-pity with a double minor in procrastination and crying
Forgive. Forget. Fake it. Chin up. Wear lipstick, make lists, make sure your voicemail isn’t full. Mix protein shakes, send timely thank you notes, sip drinks more slowly, stare at adults’ eyebrows, smile without dimples, develop perfect posture. Be gracious, be kind, eliminate self-pity. Look in the mirror and shift your internal monologue from ‘How do I look?’ to ‘This is my face,’ from ‘What the hell am I doing?’ to ‘This is my life.’ Capitalize your emails, read the news, walk briskly, stay focused, and never, ever let on that you are somewhat lost and sometimes lonely and so completely confused (and would someone please just let me know what it is I’m supposed to do next, where exactly I’m supposed to go–). Just keep going. Go, and do not stop.
I JUST WANT TO LAY ON THE FLOOR WITH YOU
AND KISS YOUR STUPID FACE
AND SNUGGLE YOU ALL NIGHT
I DON’T KNOW
I’M LAME OKAY
YOU’RE JUST REALLY AMAZING
I JUST REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT A REALLY LONG HUG WHERE YOU CAN FEEL THE OTHER PERSON BREATHING AFTER A WHILE AND YOU JUST KIND OF STAND THERE HUGGING EACH OTHER AND MAYBE EVEN JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND JUST ENJOY BEING HUGGED WHY CAN’T THAT HAPPEN
i have not been in an english speaking country in 7 weeks.
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